you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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