what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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