3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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