theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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