I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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