Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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