Cold hands, warm shart.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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