I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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