he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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