I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
As shirtless as possible
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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