Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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