Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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