My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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