Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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