FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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