All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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well you can't waste a boner
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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