I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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