Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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