I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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