i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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