I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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