No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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