A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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