You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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