there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
why is half of my head shaved?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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