Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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