$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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