Do vagina's smell?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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