porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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