In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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