Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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