You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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