hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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