Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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