So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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