She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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