I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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