If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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