My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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