Having a random hookup so left but love u
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
How does one acquire holy water?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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