Duck Duck Cougar?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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