Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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