like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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