You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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