I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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I need water and some morals
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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