I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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