BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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