Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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