Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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