And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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