I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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