6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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