Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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